Andy from Misanthropy Today has a hilarious post about what a bitter man he is and how much he hates the iPhone and the people that crave it. Apparently, he also hates babies.
Be on the look out for my counterpoint coming tonight “You’ll like me even less once I steal your girlfriend and text her with my iPhone.”
Also Valleywag has their usually snarky take, although it pales in comparison to the rant above.
10 responses so far ↓
Angela // June 21, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Steal the girlfriend, text her with the iPhone.
andyfox1979 // June 21, 2007 at 4:22 pm
you’ve got a rough road ahead of you, Chuch.
(firefox spelling suggestions for chuch: chucho, church, chuck, chute, such)
andyfox1979 // June 24, 2007 at 1:24 pm
kaley78 // June 25, 2007 at 11:20 am
Kind of an interesting take on the iphone
http://adage.com/columns/article?article_id=117355
andyfox1979 // June 25, 2007 at 2:30 pm
thanks for the article Kaley, it makes a lot of sense. I do, however, wish it was peppered with words like “douchebags” and “obsequious trend fairies”, but solid article nonetheless.
andyfox1979 // June 25, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I think I speak for a few of us when I say that we’re waiting for your rebuttal.
You’re beginning to look like the guy who accepts the schoolyard fight but must first go through a litany of stretches, taking physical and pocketal inventory, and otherwise ensuring that everyone will get bored and forget about it altogether.
I’ve checked back no less than 5 times and not even an update. You have a lot to learn about customer service, Mark.
andyfox1979 // June 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm
p.s.
scrolling up and seeing my picture over and over again in these comments is making me feel like a bully, btw.
Mark Chu Cheong // June 25, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Similar to Casey Seizmako in 3 o’clock high, i have been bullied long enough…Right after I finish working and go to the gym, (two activities that are foreign to Andy)I will have a response…D’Tarnian has been smacked in the face with a glove once too often.
kaley78 // June 26, 2007 at 12:26 pm
D’Tarnian sounds like some some sort of distant urban relative of the famed Dartanian, who I imagine you are attempting to refer to in the above post.
Mark Chu Cheong // June 26, 2007 at 12:44 pm
D’Tarnian has a new album single droppin’ this summer featuring the other musketeers, Tyrese, Ginuwine, and Keith Sweat.